Witch 2
Jun. 17, 2012
    The witch came to him and asked. "Why won't you date me?"  The guy said, "I'm sorry but I'm not interested in you."  The witch was furious but made her voice calm and said. "If I make 3 wishes come true, then will you be my boyfriend?"  
    He wanted to say he didn't have any wishes now, but he knew if he refused her,  she might turn him into a frog or something.  So he said, "I want to be popular with girls." She was furious but agreed with it and said. "Ok. When tomorrow comes you'll be popular among many girls."
    The next morning he was walking to work.  A lot of elementary school girls were walking to school and one of
them fell in the river.  He rescued her and all her classmates around him thanked him.  He sighed and said to the air. "Ok. Ok.  I know what you meant.  So my next wish is . . . I want to be popular with women in their 20's."  He heard the witch's angry voice from somewhere.
    The next day on his way work a truck hit him. There were nursing college students on their way to school and they took care of him and carried him to a hospital.  In the hospital there were many nurses there, of course.  He said to the air in great pain, "Ok. Ok. I understand. So my third wish is . . . I'd like to marry one of the nurses."   He heard the sigh of the witch.  She must have decided to give him up for the time being.
    A young female doctor came and said. "You are so lucky that you survived the truck accident."  He said in a sad voice." I don't think I'm so lucky, Doc.  Anyway, I think you shouldn't talk to me, if you don't want to be an unlucky woman."  
             (To be continued ...)  

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